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Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High School is Now Operating in Goblin Mode

Due to the Teacher Shortage, Washington High Schoo...

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Short Conversations with Poets: Sharon Olds

Short Conversations with Poets: Sharon Olds

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Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five-Year-Olds

Middle School Party Games, Revised for Thirty-Five...

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You Recognized My Obscure Simpsons Reference. This Means You Are My Soul Mate

You Recognized My Obscure Simpsons Reference. This...

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It’s a Wonderful Life, If the Minimum Wage Was Raised Alongside Inflation

It’s a Wonderful Life, If the Minimum Wage Was Rai...

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I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunter Biden Porn Pics Aren’t Turning Me on at All

I’m a Suburban Housewife Swing Voter and the Hunte...

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An Honest Lease Agreement

An Honest Lease Agreement

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Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?

Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children,...

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I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced

I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were...

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How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

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I’m Quitting My Job as a Medieval Serf to Pursue My Passion

I’m Quitting My Job as a Medieval Serf to Pursue M...

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Here’s My Feedback on Your Writing. Thank You for Trusting Me with Your Work

Here’s My Feedback on Your Writing. Thank You for ...

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As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty in the Event of an Active Shooter?

As the Oldest Person in this American Eagle Store,...

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T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats Tweets

T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land” as Occupy Democrats...

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Child Interrupts Sing-Along to Examine Whether He Is “Happy” and He “Knows It”

Child Interrupts Sing-Along to Examine Whether He ...

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Child Interrupts Sing-a-long to Examine if He Is “Happy” and He “Knows It”

Child Interrupts Sing-a-long to Examine if He Is “...

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Rainer Maria Rilke’s Letters to a Young MC

Rainer Maria Rilke’s Letters to a Young MC

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Goodbye to All That: A Writer on Leaving Twitter

Goodbye to All That: A Writer on Leaving Twitter

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How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft

How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft

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A Letter to McSweeney’s Readers

A Letter to McSweeney’s Readers

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Butterball Helpline Helpline

Butterball Helpline Helpline

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As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Thanksgiving Means a Little More to Me, Bartholomew Dunston Ratbait IV

As a Direct Descendent of a Mayflower Pilgrim, Tha...

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Short Conversations with Poets: Rowan Ricardo Phillips

Short Conversations with Poets: Rowan Ricardo Phil...

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A Letter to Nancy Sinatra from Her Boots That Were Made for Walking

A Letter to Nancy Sinatra from Her Boots That Were...

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This Dojo Teaches Discipline, Honor, and That All Taxation Is Theft

This Dojo Teaches Discipline, Honor, and That All ...

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An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanksgiving in the Hospital with My Family and Me

An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanks...

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I’m the Owner of the Car Aboard the Titanic, and I Demand to Know Who Had Sex in It

I’m the Owner of the Car Aboard the Titanic, and I...

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What to Do When You See Your Ex at Everlane

What to Do When You See Your Ex at Everlane

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I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter

I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anyt...

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McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Jason Roeder About Griefstrike!, His New McSweeney’s Humor Book About Grief

McSweeney’s Books: An Interview with Jason Roeder ...

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“Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce”: Unpublished Excerpts from Bono’s Memoir

“Uno, Dos, Tres, Catorce”: Unpublished Excerpts fr...

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This Chicken Salad Has It All

This Chicken Salad Has It All

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What I Would Tell My Five-Year-Old If He Said the Things Trump Said In His Speech Announcing His Run for President in 2024

What I Would Tell My Five-Year-Old If He Said the ...

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Short Conversations with Poets: Sandeep Parmar

Short Conversations with Poets: Sandeep Parmar

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Richard Wagner’s The Ring of the Florida Man

Richard Wagner’s The Ring of the Florida Man

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I’m Wearing Tunics Now

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

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Fifteen Ways to Share Your Joke After Twitter Implodes

Fifteen Ways to Share Your Joke After Twitter Impl...

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The G20 Regrets to Inform You That You’re on Your Own

The G20 Regrets to Inform You That You’re on Your ...

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Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas

Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christma...

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Jay Gatsby Goes Full Self-Driving

Jay Gatsby Goes Full Self-Driving

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Introducing Mr. Musk’s Cure-All Company Elixir

Introducing Mr. Musk’s Cure-All Company Elixir

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It’s Me, Your Thin Friend and Oh My God, I Feel So Fat

It’s Me, Your Thin Friend and Oh My God, I Feel So...

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A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’...

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Short Conversations with Poets: Jenny Xie

Short Conversations with Poets: Jenny Xie

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Norman Bates Checks Out of Twitter

Norman Bates Checks Out of Twitter

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The Time Has Come for Republicans to Take a Long Look in the Mirror and Keep Doing the Same Thing

The Time Has Come for Republicans to Take a Long L...

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The World’s Richest Men Discuss the 2022 Midterm Election Results with Steve Kornacki

The World’s Richest Men Discuss the 2022 Midterm E...

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NIMBY Public Comment Bingo

NIMBY Public Comment Bingo

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Rachel Maddow’s “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

Rachel Maddow’s “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”

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Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Preparing for a Colonoscopy?

Are You Watching Election Night Coverage or Prepar...

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