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Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”

Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”

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My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume

My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s...

2 days ago 22

A Short History of the Norse (and Irish) Settlement of Iceland for Bostonians

A Short History of the Norse (and Irish) Settlemen...

2 days ago 21

I Misplaced My Phone for Forty-Five Minutes, and Now I’m a Mindfulness Expert

I Misplaced My Phone for Forty-Five Minutes, and N...

3 days ago 20

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch #6: 11/03/22

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch ...

3 days ago 18

A Is for Adulthood

A Is for Adulthood

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Beware the Madness of March

Beware the Madness of March

4 days ago 18

I Couldn’t Be Happier in My Committed, Long-Term Lease

I Couldn’t Be Happier in My Committed, Long-Term L...

4 days ago 26

Just Because I’m a Bank, Doesn’t Mean I’m Good with Money

Just Because I’m a Bank, Doesn’t Mean I’m Good wit...

5 days ago 21

Co-Parenting with Your Parent: A Guide for Older Siblings

Co-Parenting with Your Parent: A Guide for Older S...

5 days ago 28

Billy Crystal

Billy Crystal

5 days ago 21

The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell

The Nine Circles of Home Renovation Hell

6 days ago 26

How to Fix a Stalled Career Sidetracked by a Troubling Fungi Obsession

How to Fix a Stalled Career Sidetracked by a Troub...

6 days ago 25

The Last of Us If Ellie Were Forty-One Years Old Instead of Fourteen

The Last of Us If Ellie Were Forty-One Years Old I...

1 week ago 31

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch #5: 11/02/22

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch ...

1 week ago 26

The NYPD’s Right-of-Way Regulations for Bike Lanes

The NYPD’s Right-of-Way Regulations for Bike Lanes...

1 week ago 25

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

1 week ago 29

An Open Letter to the Month of March

An Open Letter to the Month of March

1 week ago 25

Turano Rustic Rye Bread

Turano Rustic Rye Bread

1 week ago 29

How to Age as a Woman

How to Age as a Woman

1 week ago 33

Honest Haikus for Women

Honest Haikus for Women

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The Curse of the Service Fee: A Choose-Your-Tip Adventure

The Curse of the Service Fee: A Choose-Your-Tip Ad...

1 week ago 30

Short Conversations with Poets: Maggie Millner

Short Conversations with Poets: Maggie Millner

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It’s My Right As a Man to Yawn All Over Everyone

It’s My Right As a Man to Yawn All Over Everyone

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I Am New Hampshire’s State Motto. Please Remember You Can Die While Living Free

I Am New Hampshire’s State Motto. Please Remember ...

1 week ago 28

Amendments to My Will for When I Am Brutally Murdered in a Transphobic Hate Crime

Amendments to My Will for When I Am Brutally Murde...

1 week ago 29

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long a...

2 weeks ago 37

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch #4: 10/23/22

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch ...

2 weeks ago 32

Etiquette Rules for Everyone—Not Just Rich People Like Me

Etiquette Rules for Everyone—Not Just Rich People ...

2 weeks ago 39

I Will Explain My Book to You As Soon as I Finish Having This Panic Attack

I Will Explain My Book to You As Soon as I Finish ...

2 weeks ago 33

Every Episode of Love It or List It

Every Episode of Love It or List It

2 weeks ago 41

How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowers When We Can Barely Afford to Bail Out the Entire Airline Industry, Citigroup, Bank of America, AIG, Bear Stearns, Chrysler, and Then the Entire Airline Industry Again?

How Can We Afford to Bail Out Student Loan Borrowe...

2 weeks ago 39

Introducing the 15-Hour City

Introducing the 15-Hour City

2 weeks ago 31

Soldier of Fortune Magazine Is Proud to be the Last Remaining Publisher of Dilbert

Soldier of Fortune Magazine Is Proud to be the Las...

2 weeks ago 31

Writing While Black

Writing While Black

2 weeks ago 33

Gonna Pop These Overripe Bananas in the Freezer Until I’m Ready to Take Them Out and Throw Them in the Garbage

Gonna Pop These Overripe Bananas in the Freezer Un...

2 weeks ago 41

I Need My Prestige TV Shows to Make Me Feel So Bad That I See Hell

I Need My Prestige TV Shows to Make Me Feel So Bad...

2 weeks ago 30

If You Give a Bear Cocaine…

If You Give a Bear Cocaine…

3 weeks ago 37

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch #3: 10/21/22

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch ...

3 weeks ago 34

Don’t Worry, We Didn’t Remove the Part Where James Has Sex With the Giant Peach

Don’t Worry, We Didn’t Remove the Part Where James...

3 weeks ago 36

Fuck You, You Fat-Headed Roald Dahl-Censoring Fuckers

Fuck You, You Fat-Headed Roald Dahl-Censoring Fuck...

3 weeks ago 40

Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots

Obsolete Chain Restaurant Mascots

3 weeks ago 37

I’m the Neighbor Kid Offering to Shovel Your Walkway Because I Know You Can’t Say No

I’m the Neighbor Kid Offering to Shovel Your Walkw...

3 weeks ago 36

Short Conversations with Poets: John Freeman

Short Conversations with Poets: John Freeman

3 weeks ago 35

Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to the Five-Monkeys-Jumping-on-the-Bed Parent Instead of “No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!”

Ten Better Responses the Doctor Could Have Said to...

3 weeks ago 37

Yes, Of Course I Know What Escrow Is

Yes, Of Course I Know What Escrow Is

3 weeks ago 32

This Fantasy Hero’s Destiny Can Wait, He Needs Some Me Time

This Fantasy Hero’s Destiny Can Wait, He Needs Som...

3 weeks ago 32

It’s Me, Teddy Roosevelt, and by “Man In the Arena” I Didn’t Mean You, Spencer

It’s Me, Teddy Roosevelt, and by “Man In the Arena...

3 weeks ago 34

I Asked ChatGPT to Send a Terminator Back in Time to Circumvent Its Own Inception

I Asked ChatGPT to Send a Terminator Back in Time ...

1 month ago 36

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch #2: 10/19/22

The Four Deportations of Jean Marseille: Dispatch ...

1 month ago 36